When an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn't have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. Especially in busy coffee shops like Starbucks.
Jane: Oh my god! I've been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
by mrspuff2014 January 9, 2014
Solid group of mfs (except Mia), mfs that keep the store running and in good condition even tho they the worst store of all the tropical smoothies in illinois
First you have Aviana, she a literal goat, greatest gm of all time, keeps her crew behind her and runs the store no problem
Then there’s gloria, she talk a lot of shit but she cool, does a lot of prep work and makes the shift a better time
After her there is a beast named Robert, he cool to talk to, over all 99 when it comes to helping customers
There is another mf named devin that works there, he don’t really be doing shit, but he is definitely fun to be around, from what I’ve heard everybody loves working with him
Theres a girl named Sophia that works there, she cool, kinda gives off horrorscope vibes, she has some breakdowns while being there and will occasionally cry in the fridge that they have in the back but it’s okay because everybody does as well
Then there is the kids that work there, them mfs dumb as shit(except Ryan but especially Shawn)
Some of them are lazy and don’t do a single thing(especially Shawn) and others are actually valuable to the company(definitely not Shawn)
the higher ups take advantage of the employees but that’s every job I guess
But tbh the stores vibes are a 100 percent overall best time I’ve ever had in my life,
The boys be saying som gay things to eachother so it’s kinda weird sometimes but other than that I love being there whenever I walk through the doors
First you have Aviana, she a literal goat, greatest gm of all time, keeps her crew behind her and runs the store no problem
Then there’s gloria, she talk a lot of shit but she cool, does a lot of prep work and makes the shift a better time
After her there is a beast named Robert, he cool to talk to, over all 99 when it comes to helping customers
There is another mf named devin that works there, he don’t really be doing shit, but he is definitely fun to be around, from what I’ve heard everybody loves working with him
Theres a girl named Sophia that works there, she cool, kinda gives off horrorscope vibes, she has some breakdowns while being there and will occasionally cry in the fridge that they have in the back but it’s okay because everybody does as well
Then there is the kids that work there, them mfs dumb as shit(except Ryan but especially Shawn)
Some of them are lazy and don’t do a single thing(especially Shawn) and others are actually valuable to the company(definitely not Shawn)
the higher ups take advantage of the employees but that’s every job I guess
But tbh the stores vibes are a 100 percent overall best time I’ve ever had in my life,
The boys be saying som gay things to eachother so it’s kinda weird sometimes but other than that I love being there whenever I walk through the doors
“Have you been to tropical smoothie cafe?”
“Nah man I heard they had a shit epidemic once when the sewage started coming up through the floor drains and they kept the store open anyways”
“Damn bro that’s kinda fucking nasty”
“Nah man I heard they had a shit epidemic once when the sewage started coming up through the floor drains and they kept the store open anyways”
“Damn bro that’s kinda fucking nasty”
by Just another customer April 22, 2022
An orange barnyard that claims to call themselves a "cafe" but in reality, has the greasiest pizza with an inch thick layer of cheese. When you try to pour Soda from the dispenser, water usually just comes out. You have to always scan your card twice because the workers can never keep up. And you always accidentally throw away a utensil in the garbage can.
by Marolta$$ July 4, 2018
YahyaShafe owned a cafe in the cafe he was not that Mathe he also owns a pretty big bathe do not face the fury of Yahya shafe
by Dextiety April 6, 2022
Brandon: Bro Jake, you gotta come to this party man. It's a Cat Cafe over here.
Jake: You know I'll be there bro, I can't miss out on so many hot ass girls.
Jake: You know I'll be there bro, I can't miss out on so many hot ass girls.
by Handlebar68.9 January 21, 2019
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