Bride kidnapping, also known as marriage by abduction or marriage by capture, is a practice throughout history and around the world in which a man abducts the woman he wishes to marry.
He brings a "wedding sack" which he has made for the occasion, suggesting that such bride kidnappings are a tradition in his family.
by Mamma Sackey January 31, 2012
A small slit eyed asian woman that is imported to your home country for general chores cooking, cleaning, looking after kids, and any type of fucking that there original wife wouldnt do, e.g. Anal, spunk swallowing, leting them piss on them, chest shitting etc. !
Usally Bought by a fat ugly rich pig man, who then trade them in after a couple of years for a younger Ting Tong !
N.B. Extreme caution must be taken when importing a ting tong (Asian Bride) Because they may be after a passport, VISA, Your Money or all of the previous. There is also a high chance the are equipped with a penis and then you will get fucked !
Usally Bought by a fat ugly rich pig man, who then trade them in after a couple of years for a younger Ting Tong !
N.B. Extreme caution must be taken when importing a ting tong (Asian Bride) Because they may be after a passport, VISA, Your Money or all of the previous. There is also a high chance the are equipped with a penis and then you will get fucked !
Chris " Hey Gary I like you Dial A Bride, Was she cheap ? "
Gary " Yes she was half price and buy one get one free"
Chris " Great Im gonna get me one of those ! "
Gary " Be careful mate my free one has a cock, and fuck me in my sleep one night, though I liked it.
Gary " Yes she was half price and buy one get one free"
Chris " Great Im gonna get me one of those ! "
Gary " Be careful mate my free one has a cock, and fuck me in my sleep one night, though I liked it.
by Berthampton the 2nd November 25, 2007
A guy who instead of being a groom is a bride at a wedding ceremony, a role swap wedding. He usually is the one who wears the beautiful white wedding dress at such an occasion.
by camo_girl7 August 5, 2008
Someone who has been forced to live with a forest animal. The animal is usually large like a bear or the mythical Bigfoot.
The couple in the horror movie, Willow Creek, caught a glimpse at a naked women that had been taken by a Sasquatch to be his forest bride.
by Fred Croft November 20, 2016
A woman who does as she's told. Doesn't think for herself. Most likely her parents arranged the marriage. Isn't a very interesting person. Says what you want to hear. Basically like the word says she a robot, mechanical.
by Alie Rose August 22, 2009
1. A bride composed exclusively of anuses.
2. A bride who is anally experienced.
3. Someone who is tricked into marrying another person solely for the purpose of excessive anal plundering
4. Rory
2. A bride who is anally experienced.
3. Someone who is tricked into marrying another person solely for the purpose of excessive anal plundering
4. Rory
by ahcsiM January 29, 2009
by Jenjennjen August 18, 2006