brainer

Not a no-brainer.

His video timer is such a brainer that he is leaving it flashing at 12:00 AM.

by Milt Alwin March 20, 2009

No brainer

noun. A person (particularly a female) who will gladly accept head but wont return the favor. Most commonly technical virgins who aren't yet accustomed to much sexual behavior. (Or simply just a prissy bitch)

Kenny: Hey you know any females that give good head?
Eli: Ohhh! how bout Jessica? Dude, I heard that girl swallows!!!
Kenny: wtf? Oh hell naw man she's definetely a no brainer. and her dad's a cop..you got me fucked up dawg.

by jajkbnkn January 23, 2011

no brainer

A person of either the male or female persuasion who absolutely refuses to participate in oral sex.

'Man, I had to leave that girl alone. The p***y was good, but I found out she's a no brainer-she wouldn't give me any head!"

by dabbs September 1, 2008

Brainer

Somone who is smart funny and fun to be around and used to trick people to think ur talking bout giving head

man i love to be around that girl shes a brainer

by gtman43 April 1, 2010

Brainer

A brainer in when a person inhales marijuana smoke through their nose, sending it straight to the brain.

"Hey man, you wanna toke?"

"No, I'll just take a quick brainer!"

by Kanuckilish March 10, 2009

brainers

Old trainers, where the front has worn down giving the appearance of a throbbing brain.

Haha check out his brainers!

by Lewis1983 May 30, 2005

no-brainer

A girl who won't perform oral sex.

She's cool and all, but she's a no-brainer, so you'll have to settle for an old-fashioned.

by cuban April 26, 2005