When a girl fucks 4 guys in a row at IKEA.
*dude did you guys see that blonde chick at IKEA?*
*we should have had a Swedish relay with her*
by Sven9493837712 May 22, 2015
Get the Swedish Relay mug.
When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
Get the Swedish Crab Wank mug.
When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
Get the Swedish Crab Wank mug.
When you and a bunch of dudes take shifts similar to hockey on a girl. Usually a coach lets you know when your teamates in with a whistle
Hey John you wanna run a swedish line change on katie tonight?
Sure, but i dont wanna be 4th line like always...
by LittleDP November 22, 2015
Get the swedish line change mug.
where you wear a battery on you back with jumper cables hooked to it, then you jam the negative in your ass and hook the positive to your balls and then pull you cock
give tibor the back pack and lotion i guess he needs "the swedish jumpstart"
by Macfitster July 31, 2013
Get the the swedish jumpstart mug.
A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.

High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.
We don't want swedish conditions in our country.
by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021
Get the swedish conditions mug.
Swedish Shoplifting is a archaic term for Shoplifting. The addition of "Swedish" is a derogatory term that has been used by British youngsters to explain their five finger discounts. If all else fails, blame the Sweeds.
We went to town and did a little swedish shoplifting
by Koko Pelli June 10, 2023
Get the swedish shoplifting mug.