Swedish binoculars

When a man lays on his back in bed and the woman proceeds to lay her breasts (particularly large ones for more pleasure) over his eyes and holds one breast per hand as to appear to be looking through binoculars. To spice things up he can also twist the nipples to get a better view ie. focus. The woman can follow up with a nice blowjob.
Yo last night I had the best Swedish binoculars ever. This broad had triple D tits.
by Dinimite4 June 01, 2019
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Swedish Grip

When you're blond and flex your kegels during sex
Damn Francine had me in the Swedish grip
by Kittymeow January 05, 2017
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The Swedish Airhorn

Fixating your asshole amongst that of another. Preceding to exchange bodily gas from each respective anal cavity. The smell to arise is known to exterminate anyone within a 10 mile radius.
Two college frat boys decided to partake in The Swedish Airhorn during physics, forcing their college into a chemical lockdown.
by The Miracle Bunny November 06, 2018
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Swedish fish toenail growth

When eating Swedish fish causes your toenail to growth at a higher rate.
My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth
by Deeptoot69420 May 10, 2023
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Swedish Oven

To squeeze someone with a blanket and make him/her smell your armpit.
Jacob got an unpleasant Swedish Oven from 'you-know-who'.
by Swedishbaby July 27, 2024
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swedish bandolier

Tea bagging performed so aggressively your eyebrows are lost in the process.
"Hey Matt, did Terry lose a bet or what?"

"Nah man. His girl just digs the Swedish Bandolier"
by Ass Smasher September 04, 2022
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Swedish tricycle

Whilst fingering a girl and choking her with your foot
Bart was effing his girl when Jodi asked for a swedish tricycle when she would’ve preferred a polish bikeride yaaaaaaaaa
by McGee888 December 17, 2021
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