Coolest family out there
Everyone loves them and pretty much main characters in the world, between the annual capemay trip and Christmas Eve at grandma and poppy’s this family is definitely the best. The family favorite being Juliana (the most talkative, immature, pretty dumb but energetic stubborn, causes the trouble, 3rd youngest) and a close second being Bobby (Most behaved, sarcastic humor, nicest, chill, gets Everyone out of trouble, 2nd youngest ) . Dont mess with this Italian family because at least 3 of the extended family is most likely in the mafia and also have a grandchild named Dominick (Wild, loud, always hitting someone, acts more like a raccoon then human, influences the trouble, youngest) that definitely has some form of Rabies. If you see this family in public you should probably avoid for safety reasons. Out of the grandchildren the most mentally stable one is Bobby so if communication is required speak to him to acquire the most valid response. If the grandchildren are doing something bad, just blame poppy is was 95% influenced by him. The two oldest grandchildren Jaylen and Bella are usually the good influences, if you are reading this years later predictions are in Grandchildren Predictions.
Jaylens - His Music goes global and takes off
Bella - Gets a 9-5 job, gets a husband, has 2 kids and settles down
Juliana - Travels the world
Bobby - becomes a multi-Millionaire
Dominick - Lives in a dumpster
Everyone loves them and pretty much main characters in the world, between the annual capemay trip and Christmas Eve at grandma and poppy’s this family is definitely the best. The family favorite being Juliana (the most talkative, immature, pretty dumb but energetic stubborn, causes the trouble, 3rd youngest) and a close second being Bobby (Most behaved, sarcastic humor, nicest, chill, gets Everyone out of trouble, 2nd youngest ) . Dont mess with this Italian family because at least 3 of the extended family is most likely in the mafia and also have a grandchild named Dominick (Wild, loud, always hitting someone, acts more like a raccoon then human, influences the trouble, youngest) that definitely has some form of Rabies. If you see this family in public you should probably avoid for safety reasons. Out of the grandchildren the most mentally stable one is Bobby so if communication is required speak to him to acquire the most valid response. If the grandchildren are doing something bad, just blame poppy is was 95% influenced by him. The two oldest grandchildren Jaylen and Bella are usually the good influences, if you are reading this years later predictions are in Grandchildren Predictions.
Jaylens - His Music goes global and takes off
Bella - Gets a 9-5 job, gets a husband, has 2 kids and settles down
Juliana - Travels the world
Bobby - becomes a multi-Millionaire
Dominick - Lives in a dumpster
by Tuberculosis :) February 13, 2023
a blanket that you has been in your house since you were four and when fall asleep on the living room couch you use that blanket and it probably has animals or cartoon characters on it
That’s a common family blanket
by family blanket lover April 17, 2020
The Wurtingers are very smart. They have a lot of lawyers who will save ur ass when u coked too much.
Also they all have really fat asses and are able to do the schreibers'switch all the time under any circumstances.
They have low tolarnce towards alc and are "einfach die beeeschten"
Although they don't have much in the front they do in the back trust me.
Also they all have really fat asses and are able to do the schreibers'switch all the time under any circumstances.
They have low tolarnce towards alc and are "einfach die beeeschten"
Although they don't have much in the front they do in the back trust me.
Girl 1: "Look at that FAT dump truck. WHOS THAT?"
Girl 2: That's Family Wurtinger he benches 100kg and can hip thrust u if u know what i mean"
Girl 2: That's Family Wurtinger he benches 100kg and can hip thrust u if u know what i mean"
by Wurti April 22, 2023
by NRisGC August 10, 2023
by Marri CF September 21, 2020
Family who you never see or talk to but they still send you christmas cards. They will put 3 dollars in it . One for each sibling.
Cameron. : Man great grandma anne sent me a dollar for Christmas this year .
Kyle : yeah i know man she is on that go hard or go home gifting this year. (Sacasm)
Cameron : man Christmas family blows .
Kyle : yeah i know man she is on that go hard or go home gifting this year. (Sacasm)
Cameron : man Christmas family blows .
by letsingercameron December 28, 2013
person 1: oh shoot you slept with riley? i slept with her brother!
person 2: you know what that means… we are eskimo family!!
person 2: you know what that means… we are eskimo family!!
by liv356 July 19, 2022