that sucks mum

if something 'sucks mum' it is simply very bad.

Steve: Hey wanna have sex?
Paul: Nah I cant ive gotta go melon shopping with mary
Steve: Awww that sucks mum
Paul: Yeah i no

by GP Man June 22, 2008

Suck Your Mum

"Suck your mum" is a term used to offend others. It originated in London and is widely used throughout all of Britain.

Roadman 1: Oi you likkle pussio, I heard you man been chatting shit

RoadBoy 1: Suck your mum bruv. I ain't no pussio to chat like that. If you gwarn start beef then lets do it.

PROCEED TO FIGHT..

by OfficialRoadBoyOneAndOnly June 23, 2018

Suck Your Mum

A phrase used by City Folk to tell people that their opinion on you is irrelevant and you don’t cares , hence the word ‘ suck your mum ‘ which means go occupy yourself with something else rather than concentrating on me .

Brad - “ Yo Jamie I heard you lost that skrap . “

Jamie - “ Suck your mum . “

by LondonSlangTing February 14, 2020

suck your mum

when having and argument wiv someone this is the way to stop it.

go and suck your mum!!!!

by liam April 08, 2005

suck your mum

literally what any road man says on the daily

Kid 1: oi bruv u got them tings we were on about ye?

Kid 2:nah bruv suck your mum

by Myginit August 05, 2020

suck ur mum

A british insult that most likely means that your mother is a tranny and you should go blow her. Only carries the same effect with a British or Australian accent.

"Go suck ur mum, ya filthy bastard."

by Buttlet McWeinerbarf May 07, 2016

Suck your mum

A phrase that is used against people telling them to go away

Your such a bitch

Suck your mum

by Arse hole August 05, 2021