me

what the world revolves around.

the world bows down to me.
not you. :

by princesslizzii May 17, 2008

me

I am me, and you are you. You can't be me because I am me and not you. You aren't me, but you are you.

You: Hey!

Me: me?

you: No, you!

Me: You?

You: No, Him!

Him: OMFGWTFBBQ!!!

by Not you, me April 22, 2010

Was it me?

A phrase used to interrupt someone during their conversation while also confusing them.

Matt: So I was hanging out with my girlfriend yesterday...
Steve: Was it me?
Matt: Huh? What? No!

by Killzark May 23, 2010

Me

Look inside your closet, there you can see me.

You: HOLY SHIT YOU’RE IN MY CLOSET???
Me: Yeah, Stop Jerking off to gay hentai.

by Michael:0 October 23, 2022

Me

A fuck-face who shold be doing her homework but is currently fucking up the already fucked up website that you're using

I am Me, and im fine with it

by I'mnOtAdDiCtEdToFAP_NIHAL -GRL April 12, 2020

me and

WRONG.

John: me and my friend went to the mall.
Mike: ITS MY FRIEND AND I IDIOT!

by osamcoolster101 September 21, 2015

On Me

Mostly used down south, As a way of swearing or promising to a fellow cool person without sounding sentimental.

ME: Aye bro this is some Gas ⛽️

Plug: On me, that shit fire.

Or
Homie: bro do this look like and 8th

Me: On me he skimped you.

Or

Cousin : you say on me a lot

Me: On me.

by Iletmyplugwalk December 15, 2019