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tfw no gf is a statement of sorrow. A statement of utter companionlessness.
These exceptionally powerful and pungent 7 letters describe one of the worst feels to mankind; the feeling of having no gf.
People who can describe feels they are feeling with this almost undeserving abbreviation for unbelievable loneliness could turn the most peaceful and rational thinkers insane if those people just spent one hour in the mind of a person suffering from tfw no gf.
tfw no gf is the worst feel to mankind. Knowing you are unwanted by the opposite gender, being (in terms of the survival of mankind) useless, utter desperation, being sexual oppressed and the crippling loneliness makes this feel the worst feel known. Long term exposure to this feel can leave you as a wizard virgin.
These exceptionally powerful and pungent 7 letters describe one of the worst feels to mankind; the feeling of having no gf.
People who can describe feels they are feeling with this almost undeserving abbreviation for unbelievable loneliness could turn the most peaceful and rational thinkers insane if those people just spent one hour in the mind of a person suffering from tfw no gf.
tfw no gf is the worst feel to mankind. Knowing you are unwanted by the opposite gender, being (in terms of the survival of mankind) useless, utter desperation, being sexual oppressed and the crippling loneliness makes this feel the worst feel known. Long term exposure to this feel can leave you as a wizard virgin.
The first known recorded incident of this feel was documented in the early 1900's:
Dave: Hi Jack! How are you? It's such a lovely day today, isn't it?
Jack: Pleasure to see you again, old fellow. It is a fantastic day today- wonderful for a seaside trip and all. I am well.
Dave: Indeed; I just got back from the seaside in my new ford model -T with my gf.
Jack: ..... >tfw no gf.
Dave: I am so sorry, Jack. I forgot about the incident.
It is reported Jack turned completely white at this point.
Jack was never seen again
liek dis if u cri eyrrtyim ;_;
Dave: Hi Jack! How are you? It's such a lovely day today, isn't it?
Jack: Pleasure to see you again, old fellow. It is a fantastic day today- wonderful for a seaside trip and all. I am well.
Dave: Indeed; I just got back from the seaside in my new ford model -T with my gf.
Jack: ..... >tfw no gf.
Dave: I am so sorry, Jack. I forgot about the incident.
It is reported Jack turned completely white at this point.
Jack was never seen again
liek dis if u cri eyrrtyim ;_;
tfw no gf by Anonymous8223 August 11, 2012
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable