Resources like crude oil and wide-open spaces are indeed abundant in da Lone
Star state, but not everything is "grown bigger" down there, including dudes' "equipment" --- they're actually near da
bottom of da list as far as da number of well-hung studs among da residents, so
horny gals might not wanna have excessively-inflated Texpectations when they "head south" to try "heading south" with any willing males whom they meet.