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Texas Tuck 

Raising your erect penis up against your lower stomach between your tummy and your pants. Hiding your massive boner from poking the eye out of your crush at school. One of many options to hide your erection.
if it wasn't for the texas tuck, no 8th grade boy could ever wear athletic shorts at school.

Dang, my teacher bent over her desk and I had sweat pants on! Thank goodness for the texas tuck.

texas tuck 

1. used by men

2. use when you have a random erection at a social event (school, hanging out, etc.)

3. perform by tucking your penis inbetween your lower stomach area and the pants' waistband
dude, i totally texas tucked it today in english class.
texas tuck by 45720nesdrakiR January 6, 2007

Texas Tuck 

To bend downs as if to suck your own cock while skiing with your ski poles placed tightly under you arm pits.
-look at that Texas tucking fruit-booter in his one piece fag bag
Texas Tuck by nnasty2011 December 30, 2011

Texas Tuck 

When your friend George ask you for a texas tuck you give that man a texas tuck
The Texas Tuck is a complicated art form of bed making. What you must do is have no bed sheet bc fuck a bed sheet don’t need that shit fighting me at night. Then you toss a comforter on and unfold one side so it’s easy to get in and out but you gotta hospital tuck the corners that way you can only get out in one direction. Then you take a regular blanket that you won’t need unless it’s winter and fold it into the shape of Texas. Then you find any random piece of plate of food and put it in the middle bc it needs some culture.
Texas Tuck by Bed Making September 15, 2022

the texas tuck 

When you get a boner and hide it by tucking it into your waste band.
Yo man I got a hard on in class and had to do the Texas Tuck
the texas tuck by TheTexasTuck July 14, 2017

texas tuckin 

Tucking your pants into your cowboy boots
I see you are Texas tuckin today
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