testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest

"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."

testicle festival by squirrelspank June 8, 2003

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testicle festival

When all of the guests at a particular party are male.

Danny hoped his party would attract tons of hot local bitches, but as the night progressed it became clear that his living room had become a complete testicle festival.

testicle festival by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

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testicle festival

A party or gathering consisting mainly of guys. Similar to sausage factory or sausage fest. Can use "test fest" for short.

John had a gig at his place, but forgot to invite chicks. Turned out to be a bona fide testicle festival.

testicle festival by JJ-ATCs April 17, 2011

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testicle festival

see urbandictionary.com

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testicle festival by nutsack June 11, 2003

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testicle festival

See "Pickle Party" - Too many guys...not enough sluts...therefore Pickle Party

ooooohhhh..i went to the 10th Reunion of Bros! Total Pickle Party, they were still pumping semen from that gay cunts stomach! ooooohhhh...

testicle festival by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003

funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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