tent guy

A tent guy is a stone cold pimp he specializes in pitching tents and laying pipe, his diet includes quick trip foods, beer, twisted teas, American honey, fine smoke ables, curse words and offten playing the scratchoffs trying to scratch his way off the job site. His most used phrases include "you know that Heywood guy? Well he's pissed" or "Craig just called and he said why the hell isn't this shit done by now". He's not to be trifled with as a tent guy is somewhat of a ninja and a boxer all in one though most times hell just smack the shit out of you! He's a hard working badass sommabitch you heard me!!!

Look at that tent guy over there I bet he lives strong and drops the god damned hammer!!! Man those tent guys in that Silverado next to us sure are some lookers

by Rockatansky1983 April 27, 2016

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man tent

When a guy is either sleeping or in a sleep position and has a boner causing the sheet/covers to look like a big tent.

This morning my boyfriend had a huge man tent going on.

by jtt418 June 15, 2009

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pitch a tent

To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.

Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"

by Nick D May 18, 2004

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Tent Stuff

When you and another person are a sharing a tent while camping and decide, "Fuck it, we're both here. Might as well!" and hook-up in the great outdoors.

You: So it's just the two of us out here, huh?
Friend: Yeah, you wanna do some tent stuff?
You: Hell yes I do!
*start making out*

by androgynoushoespanker November 23, 2014

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Fap tent

a tent made with blankets and sticks with tissues inside, for when you have to rub one out or fap in your own little tent with your faptop.

"Jamal get out my fap tent its my turn."
"Tyrone you nigga did you use all the tissues in my fap tent?"
"Son get out of your fap tent time for dinner."
" I have to poop but i cant leave the fap tent."

by FapMan February 9, 2012

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