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tent guy 

A tent guy is a stone cold pimp he specializes in pitching tents and laying pipe, his diet includes quick trip foods, beer, twisted teas, American honey, fine smoke ables, curse words and offten playing the scratchoffs trying to scratch his way off the job site. His most used phrases include "you know that Heywood guy? Well he's pissed" or "Craig just called and he said why the hell isn't this shit done by now". He's not to be trifled with as a tent guy is somewhat of a ninja and a boxer all in one though most times hell just smack the shit out of you! He's a hard working badass sommabitch you heard me!!!
Look at that tent guy over there I bet he lives strong and drops the god damned hammer!!! Man those tent guys in that Silverado next to us sure are some lookers
tent guy by Rockatansky1983 May 27, 2016
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3 guys in a tent 

3 shirtless men in a tent and there is no space nor do they have socks meaning this is the only occasion where they will be in a gay situation.

The tent will be sweaty, musty, and dusty, but you’ll have ur homies to provide you with a good time, also good luck getting sleep cause ur homies will most likely be acting gay so don’t be disturbed.
Guy 1: 3 guys in a tent doing gay crap because there shirtless
Guy 2: can we get some sleep and stop acting like gay people
Guy 3: hey it’s ok this is the only time we can be gay so anyone wanna Jack off together?
3 guys in a tent by HotKidMan August 28, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012