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by Tentacle April 2, 2017

Tentacle tard

-noun

1.) Someone so ridiculously inbred that it's amazing they don't have tentacles growing out of their face.

2.) A mentally retarded squid.

Dude 1: Where's Jim?
Dude 2: Playing World of Warcraft.
Dude 3: Jim's such a fucking tentacle tard.

by Mr snuggle mittenz January 1, 2009

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Tentacles Off

to act cool and as if sober when intoxicated.

Guy1: You man this is some good weed.

Guy2: Tentacles off man my mom is coming!

Mom: What are you guys doing?

Guy2: Nothing just doing homework.

Mom: Okay have fun.

Guy2: Tentacles back on!

by Carl Ondiac April 11, 2011

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Tentacle porn

It’s basically just two octopuses going at it.it’s as simple as that

Tentacle porn.No need to explain just two octopuses going at it.Except weirdos put it on pornhub

by Sasugay uchiha February 11, 2021

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a stupid game for adults that is boring. you press 3 buttons the whole entire game: space and left/right arrow keys.
when you press space a tentacle will pop out of a locker and strangle a schoolgirl into it, and if you press space one more time, well... it has a character named Goldy which is only unlockable when you play 1 hour into the game, so at any moment, your mom will walk in (a very high chance so technically it means probably not). anyways the game is stupidly and really boring.

Guy 1: *in a room with children and playing tentacle locker*
Also guy 1: *forgets to mute and presses space twice and hardcore sexy anime moans come out of the laptop*
All the children: Whats that?
Guy 1: *nervously* Uhh, nothing. Its just that im playing a killing came and i got shot and that sound was me dying.
Kid 1: Ok. *mimics moan*
Guy 1: fuck!
Kid 1: What was that again?
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHFTREUFNIYFGRCYREFEOUISGRFL

by jamaljenkin September 6, 2021

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