tender kit 

A kit full of self harm supplies and medical things for if it goes wrong

Person 1: "Tom got mad when he saw my tender kit. He didn't know I cut."

Person 2: "Damn, I hope you're both alright."

tender kit by IDC I'm just here for fun August 28, 2022

LEGAL TENDER KITING 

CENTER OF TRUST

When you take a SERIAL NUMBER of any currency and track spending of it by putting the SERIAL NUMBER on another CHANGE from the original CURRENCY UTILIZED.

Having LEGAL SEX that is for an indefinite time where every SEX ACT is accounted for.

When someone gives you money as where you spend it and what is usually kept track of in some way so you might as well use LEGAL TENDER KITING as it will never have their trust for you bounce away from you but will in essence enhance it greatly.

Hey listen better do it right as LEGAL TENDER KITING is just what they you want to do where if they point you to be FIRST IN LINE you got others that are always SECOND IN LINE and that my friend may infer something.

LEGAL TENDER KITING by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE April 5, 2022

Tenderitis

Lack of temperment in handling rough or hot objects.

"Youch! Will you grab that pan for me? I have tenderitis."

Tenderitis by Animonger June 3, 2020

pegis-tenderitis 

Condition in which a person (usually a pirate) suffers severe tenderness in left, right, or both peg legs. Some common terms for this affliction are "stub-ache" and "nub-rash".

Bilbo Stubbins and his companion Chicken Nubbins hobbled along in excruciating agony due to their pegis-tenderitis. "I told you twice boy to buy a gosh darned Terry Fox leg and now see what you gone and done" yelled Big Momma Haggis as they continued on their not so merry way.

pegis-tenderitis by Beve Patty October 7, 2005

tendernitis 

Tendernitis is a medical condition where the elbow becomes tender. This is usually accompanied with mild pain. Sometimes it will be called tendonitis either on accident or because, since tendernitis isn't actually a real medical condition, the person needs an excuse for their arm hurting.

Peter: "My arm hurts. I think I have tendonitis."
Phil: "Suck it up, pussy. You just have tendernitis."

tendernitis by Phil Mcloser May 31, 2007

tenderitis

An insatiable appetite for hot 18-23 year old women (tenders).

Sean has 4 tenders on the go right now and he's still on the hunt. Man, that guy has a bad case of tenderitis.

tenderitis by lollipop_raver_girl June 20, 2013

kitten tenders

N.
1. An epic cooking fail.
2. A child"s attempt at properly pronouncing "chicken tenders".
V.
3. When you try to pronounce a dish on the menu but it comes out horribly wrong and sometimes just down right nasty.

1."What the heck? Are those kitten tenders!?" "Yeah, it was gonna be a pot pie." :(
2. "Mommy, can I have some kitten tenders?" "What!?"
3."Oh yes, I'll have the chicken gourd on blew." "Seriously dad, way to kitten tenders."

kitten tenders by cowsgomoo212 April 14, 2010