tenant sex

Sex with a tenant with no romantic connotations.

What?! No, she wasn’t my girlfriend. It was just tenant sex!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Tent-tenant

A person who has been allowed to reside in a private residence's backyard, inside a tent provided by the home owner.

After evicting my tent-tenant, I can now enjoy grilling in my yard without having to look at the tent.

by Devan Writer June 11, 2018

previous tenant mischief

When the person who lived in your apartment before you moved in keeps the key then comes back shortly after you move in and steals small items of seemingly little consequence such as a pair of socks, camera memory card, package of hotdogs, or a pocket knife when plenty of things of much greater value are lying around. They may also leave a telltale sign that something is amiss such as leaving the light switch on, but turning the lamp off.

Aaron: Hey, Emily, were you in my room at all today?
Emily: Nope, why?
Aaron: Cuz someone turned off my lamp, but not the light and my camera memory cards are missing.
Emily: Darn previous tenant mischief

by they call me fluffy March 20, 2010

Upstairs Tenant

When you take the top of a toilet off and shit in the water. Then every time someone flushes there will be shit particles in the bowl.

I don't understand! No matter how many times I flush, there's always shit in here! Oh! There's an upstairs tenant! Damn that's nasty.

by B. Hindman October 3, 2008

feline tenant

To have any type of feline live inside you for a certain period of time greater than a week until rejected from your body due to lack of rent being paid.

I really regret kicking out my feline tenant. I would've lowered the rent if he needed it.

by anonymous July 4, 2017

career tenant

A low morality individual who applies for tenancies, doesn’t pay rent for months/years, and then moves on to the next lease after forced eviction. Typically unemployed, a sex offender and/or a drug addict. Believes they are owed everything, and that the world is against them, while being a burden to their community.

James never hasn’t worked in 5 years, and doesn’t pay for any housing because he is a career tenant.

by Kekkers120 June 17, 2024

National Tenant Day

A day for landlords to shower their tenants with gifts and words of appreciation. Legend has it that the best landlords cook their tenants a hot meal before giving them gifts and reading them a bedtime story. National Tenant Day takes place on the first of October or the first of every month if you are a good landlord.

My name is Kyle and I plan to celebrate my amazing tenant Max on National Tenant Day!

by AVeryCool-Person September 15, 2024