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Testicide 

The murder of a testicle.
Moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.
Testicide by Mararrrr July 28, 2010

texticide 

death by idiotic preoccupation with texting
To commit texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I am SO going to die!" Texticide might be preceded by texts like "Seriously, I am just about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, doood, Im like totally wrkng rite now. Nah, ths chemical plants run thmslvs." "o shit! gotta go. ttyl!!!"
texticide by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009

testicide 

To accidently shoot oneself in the scrotum - usually while stuffing a handgun in your waistband without a holster.
Did you hear about the bank robber that committed testicide right in front of everybody? He went to make his getaway and stuffed his gun in his pants - next thing everybody knew there was a loud pop and the dude was rolling on the floor writhing in agony. Ah sweet justice.
testicide by Gettin N Eiffel January 22, 2008

Committing Templicide 

"Dude, I got to 4 million on Temple Run, but I got tired so I started committing templicide."
Committing Templicide by caro...7788 February 22, 2012

Texticide 

When talking to someone and you send a remark that is hard to respond to.
P1: Hey wats up
P2 Nm You?
P1: Just watchig T.V.
P2: HaHaHa awesome.
P1: You just commited texticide man!
Texticide by Jacob Marcus December 18, 2009

mass texticide 

Causing multiple fatalities through an idiotic preoccupation with texting.
Commiting mass texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I"m about to die!!!" Mass texticide might be preceded by the following texts: "Seriously, I'm about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, dude, I'm totally working right now. Nah, these chemical plants run themselves." "oh shit gotta go! ttyl"