Australian Television

A mind raping experience that should not have to be endured by anyone.

I'm going to vomit if you don't turn this shit off, watching Australian television is like a slow painful death.

by Manic Holz April 2, 2011

appointment television

the decision of tv viewers to schedule their time so that they watch a specific program at a specific time

opposite of viewers who sit down in front of a tv and watch whatever is on

People who schedule their lives around tv practice appointment television.

by anna p May 10, 2004

Television cheating

You commit to watching a tv series with someone else, usually a partner, but watch an episode, or more without that person. Especially egregious if you watch a season finale without your tv partner.

Zach: Wanna watch the last episode of Game of Thrones tonight?
Emma: Oh, I watched that last night when you were working.
Zach: Wtf! You're television cheating on me hoe??

by IkuraEater July 7, 2014

television circumcision

When a television show that you have recorded gets the end of it clipped off.

I set my DVR to record The Waltons and the recording stopped before I heard "Goodnight Johnboy." It was a television circumcision.

by Debri January 19, 2011

Television Bromote

While watching television with your bros you use the television bromote to control the tv

'Hey bro pass the television bromote, Jersey Shore is on!'

'No bro'blem broceratops'

by Brotector of the Realm May 7, 2013

television enhancement

Refers to the smoking of cannabis in order to make bad television tolerable.

"Oh, god, are you watching this again? I'm going to need some television enhancement."

by eloiserat July 24, 2009

SurReality Television

The unfathomably bizarre, multi-season extension of a reality show which, with sly sleight of hand, was titled "The Apprentice", a clue so brazen that no one picked up on it.

In the first surreal season, the former "host" is targeted to become the unwitting "apprentice" to a foreign leader. Dimwitted, propped up as a hilariously unstable and unqualified presidential candidate, he actually boldly announces that the election is "rigged", then is persuaded he has "won", is ushered into office and, through his comprehensive weakness and vanity, manipulated to bring havoc to America. Four seasons later, ultimately "fired", the delusional apprentice believes he has instead triumphed. He convinces millions of others of the veracity of this delusion, dividing Americans on every significant issue. So swept up in the flash and fizz of their SurReality Television show, they don't even notice what has been taken from them, finally fulfilling the foreign leader's goal.

by Monkey's Dad July 18, 2021