Teeve

A dishonest and untrustworthy person; possibly stingy too.

Nick: Where did my sandwich go????
Garreth:Oh right, I are it.
Nick: You're such a fucking teeve

by Hurricane Harvey September 6, 2004

teev

Advanced form of "Tev", which is a shortened form of "whatever", usually expressing disinterest or mild defensive derision.

TEEV is usually spelled all-caps, and is usually spoken in an exaggerated or raised-voice to express consternation with another person. While TEEV is usually used defensively in response to some real or imagined attack, it's use is still playful, as amongst friends.

Definitive origin unknown, but suspected to have been first coined by Jeff Lorien after a Page/Plant concert in the '90s

Related to Tev

1. (Dude 1) "Dude, you SUCK at Halo 2!"
(Dude 2) "TEEV, dude. You aren't much better!"

by Marcus Makuvitch March 5, 2007

Teev

The greatest, to be the best at whatever it is regardless.

Hey man great game out there you kinda reminded me of Teev the way you were playing.

by Shrivel June 24, 2017

Teevs

An abbreviation for tea leaves.

As a fortune teller, I specialize in reading palms and teevs.

by willwithskills December 13, 2010

Muff Teeves

Muff Teeves

Noun

1. When you're postin' up and you see Pres-Teeves Worldwide sponsored by Damngoodbeer doing his work.

2. Outrageous slayer of poon.

3. Girth-Domed masterpiece.

William: Eh, yo John man see that Pres-Teeves over there in L-Town with that big shit poppin'?

John: Heard that. That's that girth-man Muff Teeves.

Suh: Yee.

by Niles Hassleman December 18, 2009