tee balling

When you take your erection in your hands like a baseball bat and swing it at a girl's face and hit her head like hitting a tee ball.

I had my girl line up for a good tee balling.

by Donjavaman February 02, 2012

tee ball

n. Extending the baseball dating analogy, an individual or scenario where advancing to the next base is notably easier than normal.

v. To take advantage of the aforementioned lack of difficulty advancing to next the next base.

1. "How was the party last night?"
"Killer. Met a girl who was a total tee ball."

2. "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Let's find a party and go tee balling."

by that1guyjt August 18, 2011

tee-ball comedian

someone who is only funny when the joke is handed to them on a silver platter

Tyler: Yo that guy is so funny!
David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.

by hiimlunaaaa February 26, 2025

Tee-ball Tommy

a Caveman named Tommy that can't get girls in his own league, so he must move down a couple.

"Look at Tee-ball Tommy, hes 16 years old and he can only get nerdy 8th graders."

by Punanii August 14, 2009