Teard 

A tear mixed with a turd that people ofetn try to burgle.

Lets go burgle that teard!

Teard by Professor Fox May 16, 2006

Teard 

to be under the influence of extreme tiredness...

to be overly extremely tired to the point of shits and giggles

We were so teard at that point that my mom accused us of being drunk or stoned...

Teard by lilchemaniac September 22, 2006

Clip the Tard

Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.

Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!

Clip the Tard by will bitten September 18, 2016

thunder tard 

Annoying ass okc thunder fans who don't know jack shit about basketball but just still fucking yell at the most random point in the game.

The thunder tard over here thinks Westbrook is the best point guard in the game...smh

thunder tard by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019

tard-charge 

When you put a tard in charge of a task. This tard will be a completely stupid and useless ass nigga who can't do shit. Examples include: avetard, cottard, ou tard, caltard, and bart tard but there are many more eligible tards too.

I put york in charge of doing the GTA mission to start the heist, but i should have known better than to leave that task for a tard-charge.

tard-charge by TurnM3Up November 26, 2019

Tard Motel 

Motel located on Classen Blvd in Norman. Shitty ass motel filled with ou tards that you should never go to because it has tard DNA. This motel also seems ghetto asf and just looks like trash.

I stayed at Tard Motel once and it was so bad, there were dead bugs and blood stains everywhere.

Tard Motel by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

tard effect 

The idea that when one enrolls to the University of Oklahoma, they will start acting extremely stupid and unintelligent regardless of how intelligent they were in the past. It's most likely the Norman water but it could just be the environment at OU. Discovered by world renowned philosopher, Dr Naik.

Yea, Henry, Nick, and Neal all went to OU and now they all act like straight up dumbasses, I think it's the tard effect.

tard effect by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019