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Teanticles by TEANMACHINE December 11, 2019
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Squidward Tentacles
The most inspiring cartoon character on television.
Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.
No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.
No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.
No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.
No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.
No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.
That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.
He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.
Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.
No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.
No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.
No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.
No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.
No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.
That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.
He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.
Squidward Tentacles by thiswilldie February 17, 2010
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Testiclese
The Greek hero and lesser known brother of Achilles. Son of Thetis and Peleus, he was untouchable in war and defeated untold numbers of warriors and heroes.
He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.
Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.
He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.
Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.
Your friend: "Dude, that guy Ted was definitely winning that fight until that pussy Frank kicked him in the nuts. Then Frank just beat the shit out of him as Ted crinkled to the floor. What a cheap shot that was from Frank. Reminds you of when that Greek hero Testiclese was killed by that stone to the nuts right?"
Your answer: "Right!"
Your answer: "Right!"
Testiclese by mWEEDo January 21, 2011
Testicles Exam Line
A line consisting of 10-20 girls, each wearing a pair of tight latex gloves. A boy stands facing the first girl in the line, who pulls down his pants. Each girl examines the boys testicles, and occasionally penis, trying to make him ejaculate without stroking his penis. The girls must be wearing clothes covering their boobs and must be wearing pants or leggings. The gloves must be dry. The girl that the boy ejacutes in the hands of gets to switch to another pair of latex gloves and examins the girl next in the line.
Anna: Bob come to the Testicles Exam Line I’m gonna examine you.
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: I’m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: I’m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*
Testicles Exam Line by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019
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spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch
John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.
spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013