tea bro

A deeply emotional and almost religious attachment between two co-workers who make tea together, never alone.

Yo Tea bro, fancy a cuppa tea?

by teabro May 20, 2016

Brooklyn Iced Tea

A beverage containing half dry gin, quater vodka, and a quarter of the drinkers preference.

Briar was so messed up off of brooklyn iced tea, he peed his bed.

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Broken Tea Kettle

a secret word that you use to call a sleepover when you are going to have a sleepover but when you are planning it you are with someone that you don't want to invite.

Girl 1: Hey girls! We are going to have a broken tea kettle!
Girl 2 & 3: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Girl 4: What does that mean?!?!?!

by Peter Calabrese September 11, 2007

brown tea

Toilet water steeped brown by an un-flushed poo.

I was on my cellphone in the rest stop bathroom pissing in the broken toilet. My hand slipped and the phone went right into the brown tea!

by Wretched Hendry June 12, 2008

Broke Back Mountain Sweet Tea

Taking a dump on a anal prolapse; Droping Revened Sharp in the rejection of someones colons;

Broke Back Mountain Sweet Tea-I deffiently just dumped on the guys colon; I did to many squats ; power clinging Sucks!!!

by Sandman07 November 25, 2010

brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.

Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.

by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016