Skip to main content

Brooklyn Iced Tea 

A beverage containing half dry gin, quater vodka, and a quarter of the drinkers preference.
Briar was so messed up off of brooklyn iced tea, he peed his bed.

Broken Tea Kettle 

a secret word that you use to call a sleepover when you are going to have a sleepover but when you are planning it you are with someone that you don't want to invite.
Girl 1: Hey girls! We are going to have a broken tea kettle!
Girl 2 & 3: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Girl 4: What does that mean?!?!?!
Broken Tea Kettle by Peter Calabrese September 11, 2007

brown tea 

Toilet water steeped brown by an un-flushed poo.
I was on my cellphone in the rest stop bathroom pissing in the broken toilet. My hand slipped and the phone went right into the brown tea!
brown tea by Wretched Hendry June 12, 2008

Broke Back Mountain Sweet Tea

Taking a dump on a anal prolapse; Droping Revened Sharp in the rejection of someones colons;
Broke Back Mountain Sweet Tea-I deffiently just dumped on the guys colon; I did to many squats ; power clinging Sucks!!!

brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.
brother's tea by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026