TDTT

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to drunk to text. basically telling someone why you cant text them. they wont bug you while you're sh*t faced.

"Hey, so about the other day..." Just simply reply back with "tdtt" and they will understand and text you in the morning.

TDTT by emilybertram May 28, 2010

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TDTT

TDTT=Too drunk to text.

When a friend is too drunk to text so they call you instead.

Normally either ends in tears or extreme hillarity.

Last night charlie was TDTT so called me instead. What a douche

TDTT by shells_m December 11, 2009

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too drunk to type.

For those special moments when you just can't handle your iphone without losing, breaking, or soiling it.

"im almost home i hope i dont barf in teh cab idk tdtt i'll tell you tomorrow"

tdtt by filigreed August 30, 2012

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TDTT

Take down the terrorists.

We played TDTT at work today. Lockheed Martin's core values are performing with excellence and we did just that.

TDTT by Joralt August 9, 2023

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Tom Doing Tom Things. Thanks Tom.

"Did someone just remotely reboot my computer?"
"tdtt"

tdtt by Tomothy Sears February 28, 2024

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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