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TDTT=Too drunk to text.

When a friend is too drunk to text so they call you instead.

Normally either ends in tears or extreme hillarity.
Last night charlie was TDTT so called me instead. What a douche
TDTT by shells_m December 11, 2009
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too drunk to type.

For those special moments when you just can't handle your iphone without losing, breaking, or soiling it.
"im almost home i hope i dont barf in teh cab idk tdtt i'll tell you tomorrow"
tdtt by filigreed August 30, 2012
We played TDTT at work today. Lockheed Martin's core values are performing with excellence and we did just that.
TDTT by Joralt August 9, 2023
Tom Doing Tom Things. Thanks Tom.
"Did someone just remotely reboot my computer?"
"tdtt"
tdtt by Tomothy Sears February 28, 2024

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026