by Mrfancypants May 3, 2005
To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"
"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"
"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"
by Chris Dwyer June 10, 2006
by Themadripper July 14, 2016
by Bigdickballer420 December 21, 2020
“Jack Tatters is such a bitch”
“Jack Tatters stop talking to Harley on FaceTime and actually play monopoly”
“Jack Tatters stop talking to Harley on FaceTime and actually play monopoly”
by Duck wontons May 28, 2020
by TatteredMars February 25, 2022
by StevieK... November 5, 2010