Tater Tits

When someone has nipples the size of tater tots. Either swollen or natural. They may occur after excessive sucking on the breast/nipple.

Dale: Man i sucked on that girl so hard last night, i gave her fucking tater tits.

Jon: Remember that chick from the bar last night? Defs had tater tits.
Geoff: Naaaasssstttt.

by bebeghrtzzzz October 3, 2009

Tater Tits

When you spill tater tots on your tits.

Caroline: DammitI spilled tater tots on my boobs!
Lizzie: They're tater tits!

by thelizardwizard March 18, 2016

Tater tits

Deceptivly saggy tits that look like lumpy mashed taters when exposed.

Hey tater tits, get me a beer.

by Whiteside cove May 15, 2018

Tater Tits

An elderly woman who has smelly breasts

"Damn, she got some bad tater tits!"

by KinkoX120 September 24, 2015

Tater tits

When some one has tits that look like they eat tator tots for every meal

You are so fat you look like you have tater tits

by Biscuit doge June 10, 2018

Tater tits

Side dish = side piece whore

We call Darren's side chics Tater Tits.

by Lullabelle July 26, 2025

Tater Tits

When a woman is bent over a kitchen counter that hasn't been wiped down during sex and gets crumbs all over her breasts

"I forgot to clean the kitchen before she came over last night. She ended up with major tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."

by phofffff July 19, 2021