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i taste you 

Similar to "I feel you", "I hear you", and "I see you"

Can be taken figuratively and literally ;)
Glen: "Damn, that test was hard as shit."

Kelsi: "I taste you, bro"

Glen: "Yo what the fuck?"
i taste you by LionRiver May 23, 2014

It’s the taste you can see

A flavor you can see
It’s the taste you can see : Guy Fieri hair looks like heaven and taste like heaven

If you don't taste it you’re not getting wasted 

If you don't taste the booze you aint getting wasted as easily
Bro if you don't taste it you’re not getting wasted

You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! 

Stemming from a mix up of the [two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.
Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!

Taste My Treaty You Trick 

1) A funny way to tell someone to stop fighting with you.

2) An (almost) polite way of telling someone you don't appreciate their insincerity.

3) To tell someone they need to get a life.

4) To telling someone off, but softening the blow because they are nothing but a trick-ass mark anyway.

5) The proclamation of a truce between two or more parties by the obvious victor in a fight.

6) To call a truce with someone who has no chance to succeed in fighting with you. The truce is their complete humility, and your victory is your love of life.

7) The only way to show compassion to a complete asshole.
Person 1: Look at me! I can lift myself up by putting other people beneath me!

Person 2: You better Taste My Treaty You Trick, or everyone here is going find out what your tears taste like.

Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees. 

1. You don't do something important before preparing the right way.

2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.
Guy 1 "Damn, I just cut my hand while sawing."
Guy 2 "Really? How?"
Guy 1"I mean I wasn't really wearing gloves."
Guy 2 "Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees."
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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