tarverize

to damage, destroy, or otherwise render useless.

Your face got tarverized by that dog.
Please don't tarverize my car this weekend.
You tarverized your rear wheel last year at Northstar.
China was recently tarverized by an earthquake.

tarverize by Aaron m May 24, 2008

Tannerize 

To do nothing constructive.
To do a completely half-assed job, usually before a deadline that needs to be met.

Sean: "It took me all night to do the fucking English essay man."

Tanner: "Yeah it took me like 20 minutes. It was cake."

Sean: "You mean it was Tannerized."

Tanner: "Fuck you man."

Tannerize by Hardparty May 21, 2009

Tarenized 

A temporary state consisting of confusion, disorientation, and a low degree of mental retardation.

In healthy individuals this state can occur while in the presence of a strong "Tarenation agent" often referred to as a "Tarenator".

The most common Tarenator is anyone with the name "Taren".

In 2007 the WHO initiated the use of the "Tarenation Acute Risk Detection" (TARD) to measure the amount of risk posed to healthy individuals in proximity to a Taren.

A device used to measure the TARD level operates in a similar manner to a Geiger counter used to measure radiation with faster "clicks" indicating a higher TARD level.

Anyone in the presence of a Taren with a high TARD level should take appropriate precautions to protect themselves.

Precautions include:

- Make the Taren drink as much alcohol as possible. Tarenization can occur by listening to a Taren speaking, and alcohol reduces the ability of Taren to communicate.

-Avoid discussing any complex topics. Studies suggest that Tarenization is least likely to occur when topics are limited to a primary school level.

-Avoid having any girls present together with the Taren. Girls further reduce Taren's ability to control the TARD level. Note that any girls subject to Tarenization may unwittingly give personal details (e.g. phone number) to the Tarenator and regret this at a later time.

Joe took 3 days to recover after being Tarenized.

Tarenized by miffus October 15, 2011

Tannerize 

The act of sucking all the wealth out of a property development before heading for the hills.

That developer tannerized that subdivision.

Tannerize by Simmering Anger March 4, 2009

tararize 

tara-rize ter-uh-rihyz

verb (used with object), tara-rized, tara·rizing.

1. To create chaos via the use of:

a) Fake arachnids / bugs
b) Misinformation regarding broken smartphones
c) Transmission of faux dick pics

Related:

1. Tara-fied:
2. Tara-rist

Our bowling team was tararized by a tararist throughout the season via different means every week, leading to to the team members being tarafied of what was to occur next.

tararize by Rodney Steele February 10, 2014

Tangerize 

When a male drops an intense fart while the female is in mid-orgasm.

"I can't believe that guy tried to tangerize me last night!"

Tangerize by Ryan January 9, 2004

Tarverse 

Converse brand shoes purchased at Target.

Hey, check out my new Tarverse shoes. They were much cheaper than purchasing them from Journey's.

Tarverse by M.S.S. March 27, 2008