Dong Taper

A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.
Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...
by DarkSock August 30, 2007
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Double-Tapered Shit

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"
by KC Fan January 14, 2009
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Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
by wargy2 March 27, 2019
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Double Tapered Dutch Rudder

When two gentlemen perform a dutch rudder and both poop during the fluid exchange.
by 7ftsdmodeler April 09, 2011
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the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF
john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 20, 2025
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Low taper fade day

So on January 7th 2024 the man Ericdoa released a video of him singing about his life and got too his grandma he didn’t want to cry so he tried to make himself laugh and said “imagine if ninja got a low taper fade” the video blew up in popularity amassing over 10million views the next day ninja found the video and shortly after released a video of him getting a low taper fade after that a picture of ninja in a low taper fade gained popularity and after that the meme spiraled into its own thing
Today is January 7th which means it’s low taper fade day dang that’s so MASSIVE
by overfloww January 08, 2025
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red taper

an offensive term for a meaningless, useless bureaucrat
a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand
by Sexydimma March 13, 2021
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