tank ass

an ass so large that if you tried to assram it your penis would not penetrate the rectum.

tank ass by sonny bono September 6, 2003

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Tank Ass

A fat angry man who has the same body composition of, and design as an M1A1 Abrams battle tank. Except without workable treads. Has sat on the same pillow for the past ten years, contact will cause pink eye.

Spends his time eating mostly TV dinners and small children.

Josh Fien is a Tank Ass.

Tank Ass by The Truth Hurts Fien February 12, 2010

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tank ass

a person with a large ass.

Watch it tank ass, you'll break the chair.

tank ass by mesoglea November 23, 2002

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tank ass

the ass of a person who's sole reason for existance is to be a life support systems for said ass.

tank ass by Anonymous February 19, 2003

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tank ass

a person with a huge ass.

Ms. Werner has a tank ass!

tank ass by Barry McCockiner May 13, 2005

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Tank Ass

A female with an gigantic rump. Usually an African-American....

Holy shit, did you see Tamika today? Dat bitch has got a tank ass.

Tank Ass by Act As If July 8, 2004

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Tank Ass

Abnormally large buttocks typically found on outstanding Marine radio techs

Damn that Hafterson sure has a Tank Ass

Tank Ass by Fat Daddy Sass December 30, 2010

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