A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.
The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.
by jcuhomey July 11, 2010
masturbation.
said by LeBron James on his decision show.
mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.
said by LeBron James on his decision show.
mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.
Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."
by DanGilbert July 09, 2010
Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.
Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
by B. Lumbergh July 10, 2010
A euphemism for masturbation.
Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
by ghosterizer23 July 10, 2010
Masturbation. A generation-Y inspired euphemism for masturbating. Inspired by the ego-driven, hour-long announcement by LeBron James indicating that he was signing with the Miami Heat.
Rather than spend more time trying to bring the hot girl from the bar home with me, I decided to take my talents to South Beach and take care of things myself.
by sexual napalm July 12, 2010
Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.
by El Tren July 21, 2010
To fuck someone over. Inspired by the narcissistic and disloyal NBA all-star, LeBron James when he decided to take up an hour of primetime TV to announce he'll be signing with the Miami Heat.
by yusef1103 July 16, 2010