Take Some Free Honey

You would like as many men as possible to run a train on your butthole.

Damn, Kevin posted "take some free honey" grab the lube and let's fucking go!

by moon_cricket August 17, 2023

Mad takes

Excellent dance moves

she droppin' some mad takes on the dance floor

by Sassqueen97 April 13, 2016

take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)

I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.

by Pajek April 11, 2006

Taking Scalps

The trophy act of taking the virginity of another person.

1: I've been taking scalps since 1999, man.

2: I'm done taking scalps. No more virgins for me, they're crazy.

by The Magical Mr. Mistoffellees December 9, 2009

grandma taking a shower

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home

i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower

by white fagggot April 28, 2023

Gage Take

A take (or opinion) on something that is so horribly bad that nothing could be a worse take and no one would ever agree with it. If someone says the worst possible opinion on a topic then it would be known as a Gage take.

Gage: I personally think that pineapple belongs on pizza.
Everyone else: That’s a Gage Take.

by IgnoredShark April 23, 2023

Taking a Wauson

When you’ve been busy all day and finally get to drop a deuce and it smells like hot garbage

Man, i just got done taking a Wauson and it was glorious

by Theogeneshammer March 9, 2021