taint ripper 

1).one who is expelled from the womb so ferociously that their giant ass head rips the taint of their mother in half

-Ring ring..Hey mom. Did i rip your taint when you gave birth to me?

-You most certainly did, but not as badly as your brother and sister. they were real taint rippers.

taint ripper by Taintrippperrr March 30, 2009

Taint Ripper 

A man whose penile girth surpasses the area that the axe wound allows, therefore causing a tear from the point of insertion to the anus.

- Hey Monica , should I go on a date with Beau?

- I wouldn't , I heard he was a real taint ripper.

Taint Ripper by Garth Longmore April 26, 2015

Cignastti Taint Ripper

When your friend died due to an unfortunate accident at a local hibachi grill watching his beloved Hoosiers win a national title. His friends honored his life by performing the coveted Cignastti Taint Ripper. This act must be performed while giving the eulogy. Eye contact must be continuous towards his widow while removing your finest trousers, and driving your balls forcefully from the balls to the taint in a grinding motion. You are finished when you feel a slight rip on your chode or ballsack.

Chris died while eating a kickass buffet at Mr Hibachi. To properly honor him, AAron performed the coveted Cignastti Taint Ripper. There was not a dry eye among the attendees.

Cignastti Taint Ripper by Lord Chode Chomper March 7, 2026

ripped taint 

When someone farts really fucking bad

Bro i just fucking ripped taint

ripped taint by Young receipt February 9, 2020