When lying on your stomach, said person decides to fart. After releasing a leaky river of shit, it creams down their taint.
by Brady_SquirtDaddy January 27, 2023
When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.
Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?
Comment: *you're
Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol
Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
Comment: *you're
Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol
Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
by original name March 1, 2012
When a guy either fucks a girls taint by ramming his dick against it until it's bruised or finger blasts the taint until it's bruised
*girl* "Wow, my taint really hurts!"
*boy* "Yeah I bet, I Taint Buster 'd that with my dick last night for hours!"
*boy* "Yeah I bet, I Taint Buster 'd that with my dick last night for hours!"
by Willywilbert6969 June 27, 2015
she's pretty good in bed, for a taint swaggler.
or in past tense...
that horny chick swaggled my taint lastnight.
or in past tense...
that horny chick swaggled my taint lastnight.
by mr. z800 July 8, 2011
This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.
Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?
Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."
Why the donut pillow?
Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."
by Noremac1981 June 3, 2022
by CAMPJOY May 9, 2023
I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out
by Beav Handler May 27, 2018