An extemly large bowel movement caused by a consumption of many tacos. Taco babies have been said to have a mind of their own, taking over you digestive track and cause unnatural symtems such as an overwealming craving for Mexican food. Taco babies are mesured in size and is expressed in camper-size form. For example, a small taco baby would be called a junior, wheras a larger baby would be a senior.
Mike: Damn, those tacos were so good at dinner.
Chuck: Yeah, I got a midi 2 Taco Baby brewing in my stomach.
by Smiley CSM October 27, 2009
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The process of putting a fetus in a blanket and folding the blanket like a taco, and then dragging the wrapped fetus through the soil.
Did you hear what happened to Margo last night? Some hoodrat made her into a damn Taco Baby!
by Sweaty Jan February 22, 2009
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The enormous shit you take 5-6 hours after eating Taco Bell or the shit you take the morning after eating Taco Bell. There may or may not be birthing pains.
Zach ate a whole bunch of Taco Bell last night and gave birth to a Taco Bell baby this morning.
by Houston Texan November 6, 2010
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A taco bell baby is the feeling you get after you eat taco bell. You think your stomach looks big, and you feel larger after eating taco bell. When you shit it out, it feels like you have just given birth to a baby, but it was really your taco bell. You feel the bloating go away, like you just lost baby weight.
"Ouch, that must have been my taco bell baby." Jessa says.
"Oof, that is going to hurt when you have to shit it out." Jessa's mom says.
by Tessa1234589 July 17, 2018
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The enormous dimp you have to take after eating taco bell. It is called that because it makes your stomach grow and the feeling of shitting it out if like giving birth. Though it is painful before and while you give birth to it, it feels amazing once it's gone.
Oh.. I think I'm about to give birth to my taco bell baby... OWWWWWWWWW AGHHHHHHHHHHH the baby comes out, splashing water on her ass ahhh wow ^v^
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That was the biggest baby taco I have ever seen!
by muhawhahahahaha July 6, 2004
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