tabasco rocket 

It is hard to explain. A Walkthrough is needed:

Items needed for this: Lots of tabasco, A Measuring Jug, A Funnel and pipe, A Cork, Two people: The loader and the one to be launched (Known as the Tabasco Rocketeer)

Firstly measure out a good litre of tabasco
Then intert the pipe at least 5cm into the anus of the Tabasco Rocketeer.
Attatch the funnel to the other end.
Gently our the tabasco into the funnel and allow the Tabasco Rocketeer to fully chug the litre.
When all is gone/chugged, remove the pipe from the anus and insert a cork.
Allow the Tabasco Rocketeer to sit up, when after a count down, usually of 3 seconds, the cork is removed.
This will cause a massive ejection of all sorts of liquids from the anus causing the Tabasco Rocketeer to fly off into the air. There can be quite a vast array of colours emerging, depending on the diet of the Tabasco Rocketeer.

The name is self explanatory. Tabasco is the fluid used and rocket is what the Tabasco Rocketeer realy becomes...

Known Side Effects:
Usually the Tabasco Rocketeer never returns
If the victim is seen again, they usually have a few months bout of serious diarrhea, due to the sheer heat of the tabasco.
Anal Rupturing/haemorrhaging has been recorded in rare cases

.:Don't Try This At Home:.

Toby: FIRE IN THE HOLE
Neil: What a bomb???
Toby: No a tabasco rocket's been set off
Neil: ¬¬

Steve: Dude, that guys been in the bathroom for WEEKS, whats wrong with him?
Dave: Be nice to him, he's recently become a victim of the new craze, tabasco rocketing.

tabasco rocket by Toby and Neil June 25, 2008