t-tickle

When someone reaches under you and tickles your scrotum

Haha you just got t-tickled!

by meow1987 November 29, 2011

Doesn’t tinkle my twinkle

Doesn’t appeal to me enough to elicit interest

That piece of art doesn’t tinkle my twinkle

by ShimonSmith December 31, 2020

Lick it, Don’t Ticket

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket

So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket

by CrazeeRed October 4, 2019

Don't bend my ticket

The act of leaving your concert ticket at home while forcing a car full of metal heads to drive out of the way, which could have been prevented if said ticket were placed in one's wallet.

Hey Noey, don't bend my ticket! I just want to see Into Eternity.

by Keith Gough March 24, 2005

Don’t stifle your tinkle

Don’t stop trying to pee.

Don’t stifle your tinkle too much. That’s bad for you.

by ax_colleen May 8, 2020