An inconsiderate/self absorbed/obsessive/Faux straight and delusional male full of testosterone. Similiar to a douche bag but lacking the depth of a douche.
That T bag got mad at me for texting other people but he's married and his wife has no idea he likes it in the throat.
Bobbing your ball sack in and out of a bitch's mouth, while simultaneously smacking your moist cock head on said bitch’s forehead, while saying the words "come to daddy... Bitch".
T bag simulation: 1.take index finger and forefinger of right hand, 2.stick in mouth and moisten generously, 3.smack down moist fingers in left palm... Lift fingers gently from palm- listen closely to the sound generated. Optional: if you like you may gently mumble the words "come to daddy... Bitch" to heighten the experience...