T.E.

Thunderous erection

(comes from the novel Youth In Revolt)

Nick went to the restroom to relieve his throbbing T.E.

T.E. by Sheeni Saunders March 18, 2004

T.E.

IN THIS PROCESS U WILL SEPARATE THE PARTICLES OF A TANGELLO TO GET THE JUICE FROM IT'S TANGERINE AND ORANGE


A tangello is the friut that is half orange and half tangerine, im sure everyones had one.

1. Take one tangello and cut it into two halves. Place your two halves on front of you on a flat surface. (table, desk, ironing board, etc.)

2. take a sterylized eye dropper. (TO STERYLYZE: take a clean tissue and pour some rubbing alcohol onto it, carefull not to use to to much, and wipe the eyedropper with it.

3. Fill one half cup with vinegar and mix it with 3 tsp. of salt. put this cup to the side, for now.

4. Stick the eye dropper about 2 inches into the tangello. Then empty the juice from the eyedropper into a cup. Repeat, and empty the juice into a different cup. label one cup orange and the other tangerine.

5. Fill the eye dropper up halfway with the vinegar and pour it into one of the glasses of tangello juice. Stir it, and this one is now the juice of the an orange.

6. Clean out the eye dropper. This time, fill it half way with vinegar and SUGAR. NOw pour it into the other glass, and stir. It is now the juice of a tangerine.


THIS IS ALL TRUE AND SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN. IT IS SAFE TO DRINK FROM BOTH GLASSES. Did you have fun?

T.E. - Tangello Expirament

well, go on don't be shy, try it?
Also, check out my other deffinition "oymeo". Its FUN FUN FUN! (seriously)

T.E. by Sheeba February 8, 2005

T.E.P.M. 

NO, NOT "Transport Engineering Program Management", asshole. It stands for TWIN ENGINE PLEASURE MACHINE-the greatest rock and roll band on the fuckin earth, son!!

dude: "so, did you and carol get it on last night?"

other dude: "nah, i couldnt"

dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"

other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards...cause i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."

T.E.P.M. by MCFLY!!!!! April 21, 2009

T.E.G 

T.E.G is in fact the definition of Gorgeous, and relates to being Gorgeous both inside and out.
Originating from the Northern Beaches of Sydney, Australia - becoming used quite often. No one knows who it originated from or how it was created.

pronounced; t-egg

'You are absolutely T.E.G, what would I do without you?'

'That is so T.E.G!'

'Lookin' T.E.G tonight'

T.E.G by Dante Borg May 27, 2014

T-e-r-r-i-f-i-e-d 

A phrase the clique uses based on a lyric from "forest" by twenty one pilots. Most commonly used when someone makes a reference to the well known joshler fic "forest fic" which is very emotional and I suggest you read it if you like twenty one pilots

Josh doesn't exist, remember ?
T-E-R-R-I-F-I-E-D

T-e-r-r-i-f-i-e-d by Tyler's Josh December 6, 2016

T/E Middle 

TE is one of the middle school’s that go to Conestoga. This is the stage between irritating little kids and druggies. People are either annoyingly nice or psychos.

You’re either in Calculus in 5th grade or On Level. No real middle ground.

All the girls are obsessed with volleyball. All the guys are obsessed with being little shits.

You go to T/E Middle School? Have fun being babied for four years and then suddenly getting hit in the face with an insane workload, causing you to become depressed and start doing drugs.

T/E Middle by ADBS69 November 6, 2020

T.E.A. 

abberated term for Totaly Embarrassing Assholes

Those Tea Party Collaition members are a bunch of "T.E.A."!!

T.E.A. by BruinKiller3469 October 4, 2011