szekely
szekely by wildgriffin March 4, 2004
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Sekelyism
Trying to defend your heterosexuality with a story or statement that actually does more to affirm your status as a homosexual in society.
1.
"I remember this one gay guy at the Frat House that used to come into my room and sit on my lap and kiss me all the time. I was like 'get the hell out of here!'"
"Why'd you let him sit on your lap long enough to allow him to kiss you? And why did you let this happen multiple times? You know that story is a Sekelyism right?"
2.
"Dude, I'm getting so buff and bad ass that all the other dudes are checking my hot body out! The chicks are so gonna be on me."
"I remember this one gay guy at the Frat House that used to come into my room and sit on my lap and kiss me all the time. I was like 'get the hell out of here!'"
"Why'd you let him sit on your lap long enough to allow him to kiss you? And why did you let this happen multiple times? You know that story is a Sekelyism right?"
2.
"Dude, I'm getting so buff and bad ass that all the other dudes are checking my hot body out! The chicks are so gonna be on me."
Related Words
sekely art
The "art," as it is called by the user, in which a sexually confused man talks his female partner into performing and letting him perform homosexual sex acts on one another. Thus allowing the performer of sekely art to gain homosexual experience without engaging in homosexual sex. This is a physical manifestation of a Sekelyism.
1. After barhoppin all nite Steve finally found a girl that was both drunk and easy enough to perform sekely art on.
2. After performing sekely art for years Tom finally felt confident to enter the homosexual community.
2. After performing sekely art for years Tom finally felt confident to enter the homosexual community.
sekely art by Bill Dehaan April 1, 2007
Pulling a Sekely
A sexual act in which one positions their partner so that you can grab your partners hand and lick it while stroking the palm with your other hand's pinky. While liking/stroking the hand of your partner, take them to the brink by rubbing your second toe along their body. The dirtier the foot the better. Being scummy and flat out disturbing as possible with this technique is the key. Getting Sekelied while using this technique is recommended. A great move for those with a foot fetish.
Bill got the poor girl so drunk that she didn't mind him Pulling a Sekely all over her cunt. He told me that he had even pissed on his toe earlier that day for the full effect.
Pulling a Sekely by Kiong Kim April 18, 2007
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