Trying to defend your heterosexuality with a story or statement that actually does more to affirm your status as a homosexual in society.
1.
"I remember this one gay guy at the Frat House that used to come into my room and sit on my lap and kiss me all the time. I was like 'get the hell out of here!'"
"Why'd you let him sit on your lap long enough to allow him to kiss you? And why did you let this happen multiple times? You know that story is a Sekelyism right?"
2.
"Dude, I'm getting so buff and bad ass that all the other dudes are checking my hot body out! The chicks are so gonna be on me."
The "art," as it is called by the user, in which a sexually confused man talks his female partner into performing and letting him perform homosexual sex acts on one another. Thus allowing the performer of sekely art to gain homosexual experience without engaging in homosexual sex. This is a physical manifestation of a Sekelyism.
1. After barhoppin all nite Steve finally found a girl that was both drunk and easy enough to perform sekely art on.
2. After performing sekely art for years Tom finally felt confident to enter the homosexual community.
A sexual act in which one positions their partner so that you can grab your partners hand and lick it while stroking the palm with your other hand's pinky. While liking/stroking the hand of your partner, take them to the brink by rubbing your second toe along their body. The dirtier the foot the better. Being scummy and flat out disturbing as possible with this technique is the key. Getting Sekelied while using this technique is recommended. A great move for those with a foot fetish.
Bill got the poor girl so drunk that she didn't mind him Pulling a Sekely all over her cunt. He told me that he had even pissed on his toe earlier that day for the full effect.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.