Normally our classes last 90 minutes, but because of online school we have zoom time and sit there and be confused time (45 minutes of each to equal 90). Our synchronous class time lasts about 45 minutes, 45 minutes of our teacher going as fast as they can to get the lecture done with because of the fact we don't have enough time, and 45 minutes of us being off of zoom and us staring at the computer screen because we did not understand a thing that the teacher was saying because we did not have enough time to actually learn the material.
by Very cool band kid named Jimmy November 4, 2020
Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.
Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!
by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010
Code for organizing your friends to go into the other room to partake in illicit substances out of the watchful prying eyes of herbs. See “hanging a picture”.
I heard they’re showing synchronized swimming on tv. Have you seen how amazing it is? Let’s go where it’s quiet and watch it on tiktok with me.
by DrunkBabyLion August 4, 2022
(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.
"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"
by chessmasterflex January 19, 2010
Dude: Heey baby! Want to learn some synchronized beddance
Girl: Yeah sure!
Dude: Follow me to my bed then.
Girl: Yeah sure!
Dude: Follow me to my bed then.
by Popsen April 10, 2011
1. Time spent programming in Javascript, when the rotation of the spinner icon in Firebug exactly matches the beat of the music you are listening to.
2. an ox and a moron, c.f. ImDB: Oscar
2. an ox and a moron, c.f. ImDB: Oscar
1. I spent 15 hours in synchronous ajax mode yesterday.
2. Dude, that slide deck was full of synchronous ajax.
2. Dude, that slide deck was full of synchronous ajax.
by wizard113 June 25, 2013
by Turdmouth January 20, 2011