sympathy card 

The gesture towards egalitarianism made by a bartender or server when
he or she asks for ID from everyone in a group, even though only one person in
the group actually appears to be underage.

"Becca's 29, but since she looks like she's about 16, we all got the
sympathy card."

sympathy card by Lindemann January 8, 2009

sympathy card 

an underwelming jester of guilt.

I know you're going through the deepest sadness in your life, here's a picture of a daffodil, hope it all works out for you.
That's why i should have my own sympathy card company. On the front would be a duckbilled platypus playing checkers with a rhino, and in the back round there would be a hot dog holding up a lemonade stand at gun point. When you opened it, it would just say "the world is messed up, man."

sympathy card by sceneduck May 19, 2006

Sympathy Card 

A holiday card you get just because you sent one to someone who didn't care enough about you to send one first. Usually arrive around December 24th.

Honey, that loser Shawn sent us a Christmas card again, I guess we should send him a Sympathy Card.

Sympathy Card by Wuzanuke December 31, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004