Sword-Swallowing

Deep-throating gone horribly wrong, choking on one's penis during a bj.

Omg It was so bad last night, I was totally sword-swallowing!! I choked!!!

Sword-Swallowing by imaHOEHOEinohio19 February 9, 2009

Sword Swallowing

when a guy's penis is so long it goes past the throat during a blowjob

extreme deep-throating

credit to: ben morgan

girl: baby, i don't know it i can't fit the whole thing in my mouth
boy: baby, it'll be okay. just try Sword Swallowing

Sword Swallowing by moocow419 June 8, 2011

Sword Swallowing

When a girl takes a guy's dick down her throat like a magic trick.

"Man, you're good at swallowing my sword!"
"Sword swallowing is my favorite magic trick, though it tends to get messy."

Sword Swallowing by The_Original_Deep_Fried_Meme September 11, 2018

reverse sword swallowing 

instead of putting the sword down your throat, you put it up your fucking ass or vagina. hence the name reverse sword swallowing

look at zach, he is reverse sword swallowing

reverse sword swallowing by tflbaby September 24, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019