by Bungalow Bill June 13, 2002
by DOM1985 February 08, 2020
Verb: The act of crossing urine streams with another man (or an unusually accurate woman), while both people are using the same toilet.
"C'mon man, you're using the only pisser around. Let me in!" "Okay, but no sword fighting. You always miss."
by Inigo_Montoya October 01, 2009
1:Using ones own penis, be it erect of flaccid, to engage in combat with another man/traps penis. Much like sword fighting, there are many different personalized maneuvers depending on what size your weapon and skill level. Usually done between good friends, and preferably with heterosexuals, however the act of attacking another man's penis with your penis may make you appear gay yourself.
Tl;Dr: slapping dicks with dudes being a faggot
Tl;Dr: slapping dicks with dudes being a faggot
male 1: (whips dick out) EN GARDE!!!!
male 2: (also whips out dick) commence the slapfest!!!!
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
there is no victor because sword fighting in this manner makes you gay.
male 2: (also whips out dick) commence the slapfest!!!!
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
there is no victor because sword fighting in this manner makes you gay.
by uhnanimuss May 08, 2012
When two males stand facing each other with erect penises and move slowly together. The male who "strikes" the other first is deemed winner, and also the owner of the longer penis.
by Rudy H March 02, 2007
by Fishrman July 17, 2003
when drunk and at the front door of one's home, trying to find the keyhole and crazily dabbing at the area around it, resembling a sword fight
by Chris4545 December 23, 2006