A request for the kissing of one's testicles.
Friend 1: Can I borrow 100 bucks?
Friend 2: Kiss my swingers
by cragus November 18, 2007
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a pair of very sloppy balls hanging of a woman's (or man's for that matter) chest
You can clearly see that the woman over there is not wearing a bra, she has a pair of well droopy swingers.
by iDarkDesign March 14, 2004
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A Type of turn made by a driver that happens to be driving too fast. The turn causes the keys to sway and "swing"
Wow dog, that turn was a real Key -Swinger yo
by DylanFan88 December 24, 2005
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Large sloppy breasts, when unsupported, hanging down on the girl's (or lad's) belly.
norks, boobs, tits, utters
Ellen took off her shirt and so laid bare her well droopy swingers.
by Cowboy Bebop February 22, 2004
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The act of sitting on a chair covered in male ejaculatory excretions while chair is being hoisted up and down rythmicly (like the jewish barmitzvah tradition. It started by accident in mexico by the great philosopher Julioandro Sanchez (also accredited for the creation of the dirty sanchez).
Guy 1: Hey I just blew a huge load on that chair

Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger

Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.
by eeeeeeee-10 April 27, 2009
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The West Virginia Swinger Party is when a family of West Virginia natives hold a family reunion, and then proceed to the sexy time.
Dude my buddy let me go with him to a West Virginia Swinger Party. It was like a trainwreck...I couldn't look away.
by hiphop6969 February 12, 2010
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Person 1: I just went to a non optional swingers party.
Person 2: Damn, that sucks.
by TarzanIzKewl November 15, 2015
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