Swimmerss 

Fishes

*bc they don’t get enough credit *

Monica- have you seen the new swimmerss they discovered??
David- the what?
Monica- the fishes idiot 🤦🏽 ♀️

Swimmerss by The girlsss😎 July 8, 2019

Openwater Swimmer 

Wikipedia: Martin Soriano is a Philippine openwater swimmer from Ilonggo. He was the first person on record to swim the Guimaras-Iloilo Strait, a 7.7 km (4.2 nm) crossing accomplished on 7 August 1994, starting from the Buenavista Wharf in Guimaras to the Iloilo river wharf across the Iloilo Strait.

Martin Soriano is an Openwater Swimmer from the Philippines 1994

Openwater Swimmer by Cyclonetrading July 13, 2021

swimmerseye 

An eye that has been ejaculated into and the sperm irritates it causing swelling and redness. Most people use the excuse that it was from to much chlorine in the pool water.

After her mom commented about her eye looking infected the girl answered it was swimmerseye but she knew it was from her boyfriend shooting his load and giving her a facial.

swimmerseye by jpg3 December 27, 2010

Swimmers 

Swimmers are some of the most commited athletes, used to training 2 times a day 7 days a week. Wile in the pool most of the time they are either crying, choking on water, or making ring bubbles. After practice in the hot tub everyone sits there in pain and squirts water at eachother. In the male changerooms alot of homosexual stuff goes of between themselves. after practice we usually eat around 10,000 calories. Swimmers usually just swim because they are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes.

Soccer player: "man I practice 4 times a week isn't so hard!"
Swimmers: "bruh you should see how often we train"

Swimmers by Yeetusthefetus22 February 7, 2020

Little Swimmers 

Male sperm cells.

Last night I was laying in my bed masturbating.

I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.

Little Swimmers by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 5, 2009

Swimmer Shoulders 

Massive shoulders, triceps, back muscles and upper body strength that are the result of being a swimmer.

Janet: "I was a swimmer in college."

Colleen: "I can tell, you have swimmer shoulders".

Swimmer Shoulders by HulkedOutGirl June 9, 2010

Washed swimmers 

Pro Swimmers who have done goofed up so far.

Examples of Washed swimmers are

-Ryan Lochte bc of 2016 but sorta started to figure life out and sorta reedemed himself.
-Klete Keller because of January 6th.
-Connor Dwyer because of his stupidity of testosterone and getting banned.
-Shaine Casas because according to guys at the Texas pro group he’s an asshole also told a top recruit to not go to his former college out of spite.
-Yannick Angel because of his SA scandal
-Diver Jordan Windel because of texting an underage girl in that way.
-Brock Turner because of the incident at Stanford.
There’s probably more that’s all I remember so far.

Washed swimmers by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022