swervix Share definition Flag The cervix of someone who gets repeatedly creampied in, but never gets pregnant. Philip: "Haven't Stacey and Adam been trying to have a kid for a while now?" Meg: "Yeah, they have. Stacey must have a swervix." swervix by Egho March 9, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the swervix mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch