sweeties man

Colloquial term for paedophile. Term sweeties refers to the sweets paedos offer to young children to lure them in (namely Worthers Originals).

Have you seen old man John at No.12? I swear he is a sweeties man, always watching the youts play outside!

sweeties man by AlphaOmega4917 December 31, 2016

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Sweetie man

A man of lude nature who will walk the streets offering guliable children sweets in an act of sexual grooming.

you blud dat be a straight sweetie man standing by the toy shop!' or 'did your here about that sweetie man who left a trail of sweets going in to his van

Sweetie man by Midlands Vegeta November 11, 2010

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Sweetie Man

Slang term for a paedophile. It is a reference to paedophiles using sweets to lure young children away from safety.

"I suggest you stop hanging around that primary school. People will think you're a Sweetie Man."

Sweetie Man by @liltunechi March 17, 2012

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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