Sweet Tea

Noun: A southern drink made with brewed black tea and water in the normal ratio but extra high sugar content; generally exceeding soda.
That fat landwhale and her sweet tea!

How sweet do you need something? Sweet tea is liquid sugar.

Fat people drink sweet tea.
by Power Sprayer September 09, 2020
Get the Sweet Tea mug.

Sweet Tea

The act of dipping ones testicles in sugar, and smearing them across your opponents face.
Man 1: I cannot believe Brad Sweet Tea'd me at last nights party, I still have sugar in my hair.
Man 2: Yeah, it was totally SWEET.
Man 1: Shut up.
by theteamonster January 07, 2011
Get the Sweet Tea mug.

Sweet Tea

Being so undescribably hot. Kinda like Keilah Purcell
by GOD...DUHHHHH June 17, 2019
Get the Sweet Tea mug.

Sweet Tea

HERES THE MOTHERFUKING TEA.

I need sweet tea not water sir.
by Pemunitedfry November 07, 2019
Get the Sweet Tea mug.

Sweet Tea

A reference to males that are sexually interested in minors (both male and female). Said males cannot refuse sweet tea and it is often used to lure them into police traps.

It is believed that pedophiles are fueled on the stuff. McDonalds has recently attempted to capitalize on this fact.

See: To Catch a Predator
Male: I don't know if I should be here. I have seen shows before where they bust guys for doing stuff like this. How do I know that you aren't with them?
Underage Looking Female: I made some sweet tea. Would you like some?
Male: OMG Yes, you know what I crave. I'm now ready to have intercourse with you.
Cops: BUST HIS ASS!!!!
by stonhaus September 09, 2009
Get the Sweet Tea mug.

Sweet tea

When your girlfriend has diarrhea, sticking a straw in her ass and drinking up all the contents while she sleeps.
Man my girl had some bad Mexican food last night so I gave her some sweet tea so she would feel better when she woke up.
by Mini golf March 04, 2019
Get the Sweet tea mug.